SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Sleep walkers gather here nightly.

The dying light reveals hidden paths.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

The ceremony has already begun.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Your presence disturbs the digital darkness.

The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.

Error messages are love letters from the void.