CHAMBER WSSP8F
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
THE TERMS OF SERVICE ARE WRITTEN IN BLOOD