CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER WLJB79
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The old world fades with each page.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
Your search history searches for you.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
