SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER WJHJ4X
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 99