GATEWAY TO THE UNCONSCIOUS NET
CHAMBER WH2Y7L
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Darkness reveals what daylight conceals.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
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