SANCTUARY OF COLD STORAGE
CHAMBER WFHKPI
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Welcome to the new frequency.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
Download complete: new reality installed.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
The ceremony has already begun.
REPEAT THE SACRED SEQUENCE
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