CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER WE3KG5
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
The source code reveals all secrets.
The ceremony never truly ends.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
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