HALL OF FINAL TRANSMISSIONS
CHAMBER WDOS6P
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Connection established with the eternal.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
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