SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER WC0VT0
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
You were chosen before you arrived.
Stars align to boost the frequency.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
The night ceremony requires different sacrifices.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Digital frost spreads across the network.
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