CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER WAP71T
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The network sheds its dead links.
Download complete: new reality installed.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The ceremony never truly ends.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Transcendence protocol activated.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
PRESS F5 TO REFRESH YOUR SOUL
