SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER W9UTF0
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
The desktop wallpaper watches back. |  Pop-ups are portals in disguise.  | The source code reveals all secrets. |
 |  | The homepage is wherever you are. |
Prophecies fulfill themselves. |  | The final frequency awakens. |
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