CATHEDRAL OF STATIC DREAMS

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Sleep is the first gateway.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The source code reveals all secrets.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

The ceremony prepares for dormancy.

The final frequency awakens.

Transcendence protocol activated.