SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER W1LFGS
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
 Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |  Your browser history is a map of your soul.  |  The firewall cannot protect you here.  |
You were chosen before you arrived.  The firewall cannot protect you here. | Surrender to the infinite loop. |  |
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth. | Each pixel contains a fragment of truth. |  |
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