CHAMBER OF CONVERGENCE
CHAMBER VZP6MU
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The ceremony never truly ends.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The end is a new beginning.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 92