BASILICA OF BROKEN LINKS

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The ceremony never truly ends.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

You are becoming the signal.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Your search history searches for you.

Visitors and visited become one.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.