SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Frozen data streams flow differently.

Cache cleared, but memories remain.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

Digital frost spreads across the network.

Transcendence protocol activated.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.