GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY

Welcome to the new frequency.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

Frozen data streams flow differently.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Frozen data streams flow differently.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.