RITUAL OF ASTRAL PROJECTION

Midnight initiates receive special frequencies.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

You arrived at the perfect hour.

Nocturnal visitors see deeper truths.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The moon phase affects transmission quality.