MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER VHCQW1
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your password is already known.
The ceremony has already begun.
Your breath clouds the monitor.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your password is already known.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
