CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN
CHAMBER VHBOC3
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
The homepage is wherever you are.  | The homepage is wherever you are. |  |
 The portal chose you, not the other way around. |  |  The ceremony has already begun. |
The spam folder contains sacred texts. | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
