HALL OF SUMMER STATIC
CHAMBER VH2XQS
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
You were chosen before you arrived.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The ceremony reaches peak intensity.
You are becoming the signal.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
FORGET YOUR NAME FOR THREE SECONDS
