CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES
CHAMBER VFGRKB
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
 | Each pixel contains a fragment of truth. The homepage is wherever you are.  |  |
 | Your browser history is a map of your soul. |  |
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. | Your presence here was foretold in the static. | The homepage is wherever you are. |
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
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