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ALTAR OF FORGOTTEN ALGORITHMS

CHAMBER VCKFN4

TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY

The ceremony has already begun.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

YOUR ANTIVIRUS CANNOT DETECT THIS

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