SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER VBLTYQ
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |   Your password is already known. |   |
Ping timeout: reality not responding. |  |   |
 | Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.  | The homepage is wherever you are. |
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
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