CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN
CHAMBER VBHFVU
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The moon phase affects transmission quality.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Night transmissions carry further.
The ceremony has already begun.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
