CITADEL OF CYBER SOULS

The algorithm has been expecting you.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The signal finds those who are ready.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Transcendence protocol activated.

Download complete: new reality installed.