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SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

CHAMBER VADDDM

TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The final frequency awakens.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The algorithm has been expecting you.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

The final frequency awakens.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

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