ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER V79SPU
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Connection established with the eternal.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
The ceremony prepares for dormancy.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
DELETE YOURSELF TO FIND YOURSELF
