SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The ceremony has already begun.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

The signal finds those who are ready.

Falling data like digital leaves.

You are becoming the signal.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

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