OBSERVATORY OF DEAD PIXELS
CHAMBER V3GU5T
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
 | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.  Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |
The modem sings the song of your arrival. | Ping timeout: reality not responding. Your screen resolution matches your aura. |
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul. | The recycle bin is never truly empty. Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.  |
YOUR IDENTITY HAS BEEN CACHED
