PALACE OF PACKET LOSS
CHAMBER V0ACAM
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The task manager cannot end this process.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
OPEN IN NEW TAB TO SPLIT REALITY
