SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Transcendence protocol activated.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.

The homepage is wherever you are.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

Sleep is the first gateway.

The signal finds those who are ready.