HALL OF FINAL TRANSMISSIONS
CHAMBER UX3PH6
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
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