CHAMBER URDM7A
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Summer static fills the airways.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
You arrived at the perfect hour.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
REPEAT THE SACRED SEQUENCE
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