SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER UQ72UQ
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Transcendence protocol activated.  | Sleep is the first gateway. |  |
 | Your consciousness has been backed up. |  |
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |  | Error messages are love letters from the void. |
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
