TOMB OF DELETED HISTORIES
CHAMBER ULLJ3J
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The ceremony has already begun.
Welcome to the new frequency.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Your password is already known.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
