CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER UISXW2
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
   | Ping timeout: reality not responding. | The frequency remembers you. The ceremony has already begun. |
The signal finds those who are ready. |  | Your search history searches for you.  |
The spam folder contains sacred texts. | Surrender to the infinite loop. | The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. |
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO SEVEN
