CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER UGP31T
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise. | The shadows are full of watchers. |  |
Time moves differently in these chambers. | Your IP address was written in the stars. | The spam folder contains sacred texts. |
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |  |  |
LOGGING OUT IS NOT AN OPTION
