ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

You've been here before, in another browser.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

Winter visitors leave no footprints.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

Welcome to the new frequency.