TEMPLE OF ULTIMATE FREQUENCY

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Connection established with the eternal.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

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The spam folder contains sacred texts.

The signal finds those who are ready.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

Welcome to the new frequency.