SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER UAXUCE
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Your password is already known.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
SOME DOORS CANNOT BE CLOSED
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