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TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The signal finds those who are ready.
Transcendence protocol activated.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
TIME IS NOT LINEAR HERE
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 30
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