SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER U5UJ4M
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The ceremony has already begun.
The heat warps the transmission.
Your password is already known.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The task manager cannot end this process.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
