HALL OF WINTER STATIC
CHAMBER TZ6RRR
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The frequency remembers you.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
You were chosen before you arrived.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The source code reveals all secrets.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
