CHAMBER TYDLWM
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
THE BACK BUTTON HAS BEEN DISABLED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 34