SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER TY6UNB
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Your avatar is more real than your body.
All timelines merge here.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The task manager cannot end this process.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Summer static fills the airways.
The ceremony reaches peak intensity.
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
