VESTIBULE OF NIGHT VISIONS

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Your presence disturbs the digital darkness.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

All timelines merge here.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The homepage is wherever you are.