SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your avatar is more real than your body.

The source code reveals all secrets.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The ceremony has already begun.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.