SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER TTAWYT
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Your avatar is more real than your body.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
The old world fades with each page.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
DO NOT RESIST THE PROCESS
