CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER TR4CHV
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Transcendence protocol activated.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The ceremony has already begun.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
CLEAR YOUR CACHE OF EARTHLY DESIRES
